(audio/text conversation on skype)

X: what does it mean if laptop is sloooow

Y: You have watched too much porn with it.

X: nope

Y: yeah, too much hardcore porn.

X: am serious

Y: It's like, when you watch porn online, your computer wears out and then you have to balance it with uploading kitten pictures.

X: well not true

Y: you haven't ever wondered why there is so many kittie pictures online?